Jackass strikes again!

What do you MEAN today is April 3rd?! That doesn’t suit me one little bit! I need it to be April 4th right now...

I am currently in Vienna, but I should have landed in Paris a few hours ago. However, the meanies at Sky Europe wouldn’t let me board a plane 24 hours early. So WHAT if it says April 4th on my print-out, cheapo flight ticket when I want to leave NOW! I have appointments in Paris to honour. A full day’s work planned, man. Jeesh. What do you mean I can change my ticket for €380?? That’s not a ticket exchange, that’s a wallet-annihilation-operation. PLUS, I’m going to have to pay for my coffee on the plane as well.

So... why don’t I just enjoy an extra evening in Vienna instead? Feeling like a tit, but never mind. Better to be the (very very) early bird, than a day late, no?

PS This is NOT the first time I tried to leave someplace a day too early. Rewind to Sardinia, July 2001...

(Photo: Stephans Platz, Vienna. No, it has nothing to do with the post at all. You’re welcome.)