Booties
Oh, the things you get to see when you’re rubbing shoulders with the great unwashed on the metro...
This morning, I’m reading on the metro when I look at a pair of black, patent leather boots that have come into focus near the top left corner of my page. They are of the just-under-knee, lace-up with silver hooks variety and very sexy. I assume that are attached to a lady who perhaps waits on street corners at nights... but what’s wierd is that the toes are pointing the wrong way. I let my gaze slide up along the boots, to see the wearer and this is the sight that greets me: a nerdy looking 30-something man with very short hair and an orange/beige/yellow striped polo-neck pullover, stretch jeans tucked into the ‘ho boots, and he is wearing the right boot on the left foot and the left boot on the right foot!!!
Whadtha’... ???
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